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When Insurance Becomes Funny – 6 Jokes about Serious Stuff


Insurance matters can be serious stuff, yet as the weekend nears, we felt it’s time to take the edge off of a busy work week. Join in the fun presented by Prime with these funny pieces of insurance witticism!

  • An insurance agent was filling in the application for life insurance from a customer calling in over the phone. It was a simple question that got her to refuse the man. When she asked him for his address, he responded by telling her he was in jail on death row, about to be executed on the morrow…

  • An insurance agent complimented Mr. Smith by telling him he’d like to have twenty customers like him. Mr. Smith was flattered but surprised. “Why would you like other clients like me? I’ve filed so many claims and never pay my premiums on time?” The insurance agent responded with a sigh that he has 200 customers like Mr. Smith. How he would love to have only 20!

  • Life insurance is like a parachute. If there is none the first time when you need it, you won’t be in need of it any more.




  • “I’m insured by such a reliable company,” said the insurance client. “In all the years I’m with them, they’ve never neglected sending me my monthly bill!”

  • Insurance deal of the century: when you die, you no longer are required to pay the premiums!

  • An insurance client tried to file a homeowners claim. After explaining the details of the accident, the agent told the man that the loss is not covered. The client attempted to explain in greater detail, but again the agent told him the loss was not covered. The client brightened as an idea came to mind. “Let me know what IS covered and then I’ll tell you what occurred!”

Have a great weekend – but keep in mind that when life’s accidents happen, we’re here for you – in all earnestness!



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